#!/usr/bin/perl
my $u1 = '@';
my $tw11 = '
';
my $tw12 = '
';
my $tw2 = '
';
my $tw3 = ' ago via web';
my $repl1 = ' in reply to ';
my $repl2 = '';
my $tw4 = '
';
my $ago = 2;
my $first = 1;
foreach( <> ) {
my $tw1;
if( $first == 1 ) {
$tw1 = $tw11;
$first = 0;
}
else {
$tw1 = $tw12;
}
my $text = $_;
$ago += int(rand() * 10);
my $ago_t;
if( $ago < 60 ) {
$ago_t = "$ago minutes";
}
else {
$ago_t = int($ago / 60) . " hours";
}
my ($reply) = ($text =~ /$\@([^ ]+)/);
if( $reply && $reply ne "" ) {
$reply = $repl1 . $reply . $repl2;
}
$text =~ s/\@([^ ]+)/$u1$1$u2/gi;
print $tw1 . $text . $tw2 . $ago_t . $tw3 . $reply . $tw4;
}